Million Dollars But...

[David]

Ok, So I don't know how many of you know the show "Million Dollars But..." from Rooster Teeth

General premise. You get a million dollars, But... (Insert Stupid thing here.)

So Example: You get a Million dollars, But.... You need to break into a showtune musical number every time someone says "Hello". No exceptions and must be belted out at the top of your lungs.

And then the next poster would say Yes they would, Or no they wouldn't. Rationalize it and then present their own scenario.

Ill go first.


Million Dollars But.... Every time you fart, You have to announce it loudly. Even if it's the middle of the night, You have to say it loud enough so that people around you can hear it. Even if you were asleep, Your body would wake you up and force you to say it.

Lets see what weird scenarios you guys can come up with

[Remnant]

Nah, that'd be way too much of a hassle to have to announce it all the time.

Million Dollars But... none of it is physical cash. It's either cryptocurrency, investments, or just digital currency in general. Basically your networth.

[David]

I'd do it. Investments would never really be a bad idea and ultimately could pay off down the road. Sure, Cryptocurrency could be a pain but you can deal with it.

Million Dollars But... There's a 5% chance that every time you open a car door, There's a wild animal waiting to pounce on you and hurt you. Not mortally wound, But enough that it'd fuck up your day.

[Remnant]

I'd take it. You can prepare for the attacks, either with a firearm or with some sort of vest.

Million Dollars But... You are unable to shit in toilets. For the rest of your life, you have to walk out into the woods, grab a leaf, and hope it's not poison ivy.