[Note: Sorry for the length, but I am dealing with 3 characters
and a challenge to boot, so please bear with me.]
ROUND TWO
Random vs Khiron & Dur-Shon
Standing atop a treacherous glacier looming over a storm-wracked sea, Random chuckled with glee at his idea. He glanced over at the steep incline off to his side, a thin dusting of snow covering the mirror-smooth surface of the ice. If everything went according to plan and he got into a fight with his next opponent, they'd be in a very slippery situation.
He threw himself off the glacier, fell for a few moments, and landed in a harsh desert. The wind was blowing, sweeping the sands across the desert in a scouring sandpaper-like current. A dust devil swirled off in the distance, but he paid it no mind. Taking off in a mad dash to cross the desert and reach the jungle on the other side, Random disturbed fewer than twenty sand grains on his way.
If an observer were able to perceive the subtle fluctuations in space around Random, they would have seen something stretching around him. One could say it resembled a rubber band of sorts, with Random at one end, and the other end back where he had previously been standing on the glacier...
***
Khiron and Dur-Shon jogged alongside one another, though each gave the other some distance. It wouldn't do to be felled at the same time by a single sneak attack, after all. Apart from the expected talk about tactics and such, the two aliens filled the unnatural silence with stories of their respective cultures.
Dur-Shon retold the exploits of his Empire, focusing particularly on glorifying the military campaigns against the numerous rebellions he led across the solar system. There was also the occasional explanation concerning genealogy and religion thrown in for good measure.
To be honest, Khiron was surprised at how low-tech Dur-Shon's equipment was, considering the Gohl-hon had advanced far enough to be able to travel practically across a solar system (or at least, that's what he gathered from what Dur-Shon told him). Sure, he had a bow, but it also doubled as an energy rifle, and his scotum-blades weren't used too terribly much outside enclosed spaces and emergency situations.
For his side of the conversation, Khiron recited part of his favorite epic, in which the adventures of the greatest Bowmaster in history were recorded and recited. It was undoubtedly exaggerated a fair amount by the scribes and probably the Bowmaster himself, but it still provided Khiron with an idol he could aspire to be like, even if such a goal was virtually impossible.
Dur-Shon's expression was mostly inscrutable throughout the retelling, though from his subtle body language, Khiron thought he was interested in the tale. Not quite enraptured, which was probably a good thing considering they were on a world where enemies could be anywhere.
Near the end of his recitation, an unfamiliar voice spoke from within the compartment that held Khiron's Continuum Aegis.
“Oh, this is cinematic as fudge!” Dur-Shon looked at him questioningly, and Khiron explained the voice's origin. The Emperor shrugged it off, but Khiron puzzled over it a bit longer. Eventually, he returned to finishing up the section of the epic he'd started.
Their conversation dwindled as they approached a jungle and their medallions' light compasses expanded to encircle almost half of the circumference. The nearest Continuum Aegis bearer was close, probably deep within the jungle. [Note: Think Assassin's Creed multiplayer compass to get how this works]
Speaking of which, in an interesting development, the moment Khiron and Dur-Shon decided to work together, their medallions' compasses shifted to point in a different direction than one another. Apparently whatever power was at work behind the medallions was aware enough to alter the compasses based on such accords between the so-called Guardians.
The primeval jungle was thick, practically choking with underbrush and ferns, and the canopy overhead was so dense it blocked most of the sunlight...er, just light, in this case...from reaching the ground. This was actually sort of a blessing for Khiron, since the shade would help further conceal him from the other bearer. As he had done before, he activated camouflage and scaled one of the trees to get a better angle and viewpoint, repulsors activating to stabilize his perch.
The trees' branches were close enough together that he was able to traverse the jungle without actually touching the ground fairly easily, though Dur-Shon was not quite so fortunate. He was forced to wade through the underbrush, which did nothing to increase his stealthiness. Eventually, the underbrush thinned, allowing him to crouch low and move much more quietly than before.
While scanning the jungle, Khiron noticed the wind start gradually blowing in their direction. As they were downwind from the third bearer, both he and Dur-Shon scented the air. Moments passed before the smell of the third reached them. It was undoubtedly mammalian. To Dur-Shon, it was an alien scent. Khiron, on the other hand, recognized it; he had been familiar with humans for decades. That being said, there was some...distinct undertone to the odor, something neither of them could place. It was strange and almost immediately put them on edge, though they weren't quite sure why.
“Greetings, fellow Aegis bearer!” The voice seemed to come from everywhere at once. “I see you're trying to sneak up on me. Not very effective in that noisy foliage, though, sorry.”
At first Khiron was tense, hearts beating hard in his chest, but he calmed himself and let his body loosen up. Bow at the ready, he held himself completely still in the hopes that this third Guardian wouldn't notice him as well.
Dur-Shon reluctantly stood after a moment, scatter gun held casually in his arms. Before he could say anything, the voice spoke again.
“I should get introductions out of the way first, Lizard-dude. Don't you agree?”
“I would be more inclined to talk if you met me face-to-face,” Dur-Shon rumbled, head swinging gradually side to side as he slowly walked forward. “Only cowards and deceivers hide from such things.”
“So aggressive. Kinda reminds me of the last one... Anyway, my name is Random, occasionally known as the Paragon of Agility when I'm feeling fancy.”
Dur-Shon's throat sack puffed up momentarily. “I am Dur-Shon, Emperor of the Gohl-hon, Seventh pure-blooded extant.”
“Wow, that's a mighty pompous title you've got there. Best of all, I haven't met an actual Emperor, or someone claiming to be one, in quite a while!”
“Are you insinuating that I am a liar?” said Dur-Shon heatedly.
“Not at all, Your Majesty,” said Random sardonically. One could almost hear the mock-bow he gave as he uttered the words. “Or would you prefer 'Your Grace'? Maybe 'My Liege', or 'My Lord'. Maybe 'The Most Honored and Revered Emperor Dur-Shon'...”
“Get on with it,” Dur-Shon snapped.
“Alright alright,” said Random dismissively. “Now, on to business, yes?”
Dur-Shon was noticeably more irritated at this invisible insolent entity when he spoke. “The Continuum Aegises.”
“Yes, these lovely talking medallions,” Random remarked.
“Will you listen to my words, first?” asked Dur-Shon sharply.
“Of course.” Random's voice turned condescending. “Anything His Majesty wishes.”
The Emperor inhaled deeply to calm himself before continuing. “My Empire is dependent on me; I am their guide in matters of both war and spirit. I cannot leave them forsaken for such a length of time. If you would but relinquish your Aegis, or do me the honor of joining my side, I will reward you greatly after I win all the Aegises.”
“Three would be a crowd, though,” came the reply. “Wouldn't it?”
It took a moment before Khiron realized what the voice meant by that.
“Yes, Sir Dino-horse, that means I know you're there and that you're allied with Lizard-dude. Your camouflage is pretty advanced to have kept you concealed from me for as long as it did.”
Khiron sighed, but remained on high alert. He still had no idea where this “Random” actually was, which would be problematic if the situation turned violent. And that was looking more likely with every passing moment.
“Now, here's the thing: I'm fairly certain you can go back to your people at any time.” This time, the words were directed at Dur-Shon once more. “All you'd have to do is part from your Aegis until you are pulled away from this world and deposited back in your home universe where you last were. At least, that's what I believe happens. Kind of hard to actually know without doing it myself.”
Dur-Shon's pupils narrowed, and he paused to consider Random's words.
“Then again, that would mean surrendering the great power that would come from bringing all the medallions together. Control over time and space would be a boon to most civilizations, I'll bet.”
“I feel as though you are attempting to goad me into a fight,” said Dur-Shon through partially-bared fangs. “I do not desire to do battle with you, but I will if I must.”
“Yeah, well, I'm bored. Now, while I am sympathetic to your cause and think that it's noble--that is, assuming you aren't an evil tyrannical dictator, of course--I am not going to be giving up my medallions anytime soon. At least, not willingly. Now, to negotiate this impasse, there are three possible courses of action that immediately spring to mind.
“They include: A) Forcing you to surrender your Aegis, B) Stealing your Aegis from you, and C) Fighting you for it. Out of those, the third one would be the most fun. Now, while I'm usually opposed to violence, since the prize is so good and the consequences are minimal, I'm fine with getting into a fight. If nothing else, it should provide a modicum of entertainment at least.”
“Then we are done talking.” Dur-Shon lifted the scatter gun and let his finger hover over the trigger.
He saw the compass light on his medallion grow to encircle the entire edge, which meant he was right on top of Random. However, he felt something hard beneath his boot as he took another cautious step forward. When he glanced down, he saw the familiar sparkle of a Continuum Aegis lying on the jungle floor. He reached down and picked it up, confused by this turn of events.
Khiron, meanwhile, drew his bow back, causing an arrow composed of wispy green energy to form. A throwing knife, stolen from Dur-Shon, spun through the air and cut through the bow's string. The arrow immediately dissipated as per the bow's failsafe function, but the high-tension string whipped and lashed at Khiron's unprotected face. Blood sprayed as one of his larger, primary eyes was destroyed. He shrieked and stumbled off his perch, causing Dur-Shon to whirl around at the sound.
“Ooh, sorry about that,” whispered Random's voice, seemingly right next to Khiron's ear. He didn't see anyone or anything through the haze of pain, though.
Immediately after Dur-Shon turned, a human wearing strange sunglasses and odd clothing materialized before the Emperor. One instant he wasn't there, the next he was.
“Hey there!” A cartoonish grin was emblazoned on his face, and he had one hand on the discovered Aegis in Dur-Shon's grasp. “You've fallen into my trap.”
The next second, space warped and twisted, yanking Dur-Shon and Khiron into an elongated vortex of swirling matter. From an onlooker's perspective, the three Aegis bearers, and a large section of the jungle around them, were violently torn into the air and spirited away into shimmering nothingness.
Basically, Random had used the world's rubber band effect in an offensive manner yet again. This time, he'd created an anchor point back at the glacier and stretched it out as he went to the jungle. Then, he let the rubber band (now quite taut) pull him back to the anchor point. In the process, it dragged Dur-Shon and Khiron after him, along with the numerous ferns and the trunks of several unfortunate trees.
“Buckle your belts, 'cause this is gonna be one hell of a bumpy ride!” Random's voice drifted to them as they plummeted through space.
Next thing they knew, Khiron and Dur-Shon were falling from a few meters up in the air. Below was a steep slope, and at the bottom there were at least three beautiful waterfalls spilling into a clear lake amidst a lush, fertile valley that was so picturesque and photogenic it hurt. The slope they landed on was rocky in places, and the dirt was loose. This turned out to be a bad thing, as large objects weighing a couple tons each bouncing and rolling down such a hill could cause a landslide.
And that is exactly what happened.
Panic shot through Khiron and Dur-Shon, and they scrambled to avoid being crushed by tons of rock and dirt. A massive, thick dust cloud enveloped the slope, obscuring vision farther out than a couple meters, if that. Khiron was lucky, as he was able to extend his sealed helmet to protect him from inhaling the dust, but Dur-Shon was not so fortunate. While his eyes were protected by multiple eyelids, he could do nothing to prevent the dust from sticking to his tongue and the inside of his mouth, coating it completely. He hacked on the dust while he tumbled and slid, his sense of smell completely inoperable for the moment, though that was the least of his concerns at this point.
“This isn't a glacier,” said Random matter-of-factly, absentmindedly running atop a tree trunk as it rolled down the slope. He pocketed his second Aegis, the one he'd used as a lure and that Dur-Shon had picked up. “Why did the anchor point shift, I wonder...”
“Alert! Anomaly detected! Unbidden Seal raised, and disruptions tear through creation!” This was practically screamed out by all the medallions on the slope. Khiron and Dur-Shon weren't able to pay their medallions much attention because of obvious reasons, but Random quirked his head at that.
“I wonder...”
Since Random was currently the farthest down the hill, he experienced it first. To an observer, he seemed to rapidly slow as though time was warping around him or he was suddenly running through molasses. Next, he spaghettified as he was yanked forward, and vanished.
To Random, however, he felt something go very, very wrong. Teeth gritted, he entered an area of complete and utter blackness for an instant, then went tumbling across hard ground. He was simultaneously confused, intrigued, excited, and worried by the fact that he wasn't able to avoid being pulled in by the mysterious force.
How could that have happened to
him, of all people? Well, sure, the Aegis he'd found had brought him to this world, but still. It had felt similar to that time, but also very different in its own way.
“Alert! Unbidden Seal has enveloped multiple Aegis bearers! Origin point unknown, must be interrupted and nullified immediately!” Again, this came from his medallions.
Random's head snapped up and swiveled so he could get a good look at his surroundings. The paradisiacal oasis-like valley he'd seen earlier that should have surrounded him?
Gone, nowhere to be found. This place, where he stood, was a sunken, flat, blasted and baked wasteland, ever so slightly concave downwards like a lens. Wait, that wasn't quite right. This was more than just a wasteland, this was a massive battlefield of epic proportions. What else could it be, with weapons, debris, vehicles, and other tools of war scattered around as far as the eye could see? The ambient lighting, much darker than it had been just a moment ago and with a slight reddish tinge, just served to make it look even more like a warzone.
“Well this is creepy,” muttered Random. “I didn't even hear someone praying for unlimited blades.”
The next thing he took note of was the...sphere?...that enveloped the entire battlefield. Except it wasn't quite a sphere, though it was at least a three-dimensional...
thing that surrounded the place.
Then it clicked, all the pieces fell into place, the light went off, the toaster dinged, etc. This was obviously the Seal the Aegis mentioned. It was unnatural and man-made, that much was for sure; its function was to create an area separate from standard reality wherein the creator could empower herself and hamper her foes. It could probably also function as a trap for nearby Aegis bearers and forcibly pull them in, which is probably what happened to him. That was also why the anchor point for his rubber band trap had moved--the Seal had passively moved said anchor closer to itself.
The Seal had separated itself from the mainstream reality of the Continuum world, which is why it was still active and all the weapons remained, since the Continuum world wasn't able to shunt them out and away back to their universe of origin. At least, that's the explanation he came up with, but he knew it was more or less on the mark. Now, the point of origin for this Seal...he had no idea what or where it was, but he had a feeling he'd know it when he saw it.
Curiously, as an apparent side-effect of the Seal's existence, Random felt that this separate reality was suppressing his abilities. It's hard to comprehend, but it basically created a “tone” that resonated negatively with the Chaos-gifted power within him, making him much, much weaker than he had been before being pulled inside. It felt as though heavy weights were filling his bones, oppressively shackling his power. It was uncannily similar to what were known as Nullifiers back home: rare individuals feared for their ability to suppress and negate another person's power. It wasn't identical to a Nullifier, but it did operate on similar principles.
Random looked over at where Khiron and Dur-Shon had been deposited inside the Seal.
“Hey, either of you still alive? I've got space peanuts to share if you want 'em.” He lifted a small plastic packet into the air to display said space peanuts.
A green energy bolt came hurtling through the air at Random. It missed him, but completely obliterated the packet of space peanuts.
“I'll take that as a 'Yes' and 'No, thank you'.”
He took off running for cover. More specifically, the cover in question was a mobile missile launcher. While considerably weakened, he was still damn fast. He rolled into cover, then momentarily glanced out over the battlefield again.
“I wouldn't be surprised if all this crap came from one guy's hyperspace arsenal or something,” Random muttered.
He inspected the launcher he was currently taking cover behind. It had a rack of missiles along the top, though several of them were missing, presumably fired during the battle that had taken place here a while back. Three remained, however.
“Hm...” Random mused over the launcher, and an idea sparked in his mind. “AHA!”
Grinning like an idiot, he jumped up on the rack and stood with each foot on a different missile. He briefly juggled three small rocks he'd picked up, dodged an energy bolt sent his way by Khiron, then threw each in turn at the control panel. Each rock depressed a different button, and immediately the missiles' ignition engines sputtered and roared to life.
“YEEEEAAAAAHHHH, HAHAHAHAHA!” Random let out an exultant shriek and maniacal laugh as he rode the missiles up into the air. He flew away from the edge of the Seal and towards the middle of the battlefield.
Khiron lowered his Ti'an staff and relaxed as he watched Random literally rocket across the battlefield. It was a strangely memorizing sight. Yes, Random was definitely the most bizarre and crazy opponent Khiron had ever come across, which was saying something. He shook himself out of his quasi-trance and turned to give Dur-shon a hand.
The Emperor muttered his thanks after being helped to his feet. He growled as he popped his dislocated shoulder back into place, teeth bared at the pain. His armor was scarred and dented, and his unprotected head had its scales damaged and torn out in several places. He moved with a slight limp which gave away his injured leg.
“You good to fight?” Khiron inquired.
Dur-Shon pulled his shield out and drew his hardlight scimitar. “With the Stars as my witness, I will make that arrogant bastard pay.”
Khiron himself was in better physical condition than Dur-Shon, though not by much. His helmet's filters had allowed him to focus entirely on maneuvering through the landslide, during which his repulsors had been of invaluable help. One of his front ankles was twisted, though, and he had at least two fractured ribs.
Back to Random. When he'd flown about 700 meters on the backs of the missiles, he kicked off of them and flipped several times in the air. He twisted right before landing and skidded backwards for several meters before coming to a halt in a neat three-point landing of sorts. The missiles, meanwhile, spiraled down and smashed into the ground a decent distance away. A brief shriek heralded twin explosions of massive proportions that threw gratuitous amounts of fire into the air.
The shockwave made Random's now-singed clothing billow around violently, heat making him shimmer like a mirage over desert sands.
I even have sunglasses on! If this moment isn't like it is in the movies, or even better, then I don't know what is, thought Random.
He quickly looked around at the items lying around him. A black military combat harness/vest with several useful gadgets and devices on it stood out, and he spied a magnificent longsword imbedded in the ground about halfway between himself and his opponents.
“You're lucky, my friends!” he called to Khiron and Dur-Shon, voice faint but audible to their ears. “This Seal is making me weaker than I've been in centuries, so this should be a much more even fight!” He grabbed and buckled on the combat harness over his clothes, quickly adjusting the straps to fit him snugly. “Actually, now that I think about it, I take back what I said about this merely being a 'modicum of entertainment'. This is going to be EPIC!”
Something slammed into the ground, bounced, and rolled to a stop near Random on his right, probably having been thrown up into the sky from the explosion.
It hissed and warbled, then what was undoubtedly a song started to issue forth from the dynamic music player's speakers.Random inhaled and opened his mouth to say something, but he thought better of it. Instead, he shook his head, sighed, and delivered a swift kick to the music player. It teetered, then stabilized and switched tracks multiple times before settling on one. It didn't start playing for a few seconds, though.
Random laughed heartily after glancing at what the song was. “Ah, now that one
really appeals to my despotic egomaniacal Final Boss side.” He leaned forward and knelt low in imitation of one about to start a race as Khiron and Dur-Shon steadily made their way across the battlefield in his direction. “Now...I believe the phrase was: Let's get dangerous.”
At that moment, the music player kicked in at full volume. Music filled the air all throughout the Seal, permeating the entire battlefield and giving it a truly awesome ambiance. Random's grin became almost wolf-like for an instant, and his eyes would have glinted had they not been covered by sunglasses.
The ground beneath his launch point cracked and splintered, hard chunks of earth flying back in his wake. With his keen eyes, he spotted Khiron lift up a scavenged rifle and take aim at him; Dur-Shon, meanwhile, had his scimitar and shield out and was charging to meet Random. It took but a split-second for the rifle to charge before a bright, powerful beam lanced from the barrel at Random. He was far enough away to be able to dodge it with a few feet to spare.
More beams sought to burn through his chest, and he avoided all but the fourth one. By then, he had reached the aforementioned longsword, which was imbedded in the ground. It was at a perfect angle for him to reach out, take hold, pull from the earth, and swing in a wide arc to bat aside the incoming beam. Said beam split and scattered with a sound like glass being cut, hazy fragments making small explosions when they impacted the ground behind him.
“I haven't used a sword in a fight for so long, this is so exciting! Almost like riding a bike, except it's pointy and deadly.”
Random cut the next two beams into similar firework-like blooms, then noticed Khiron aiming low. He'd finally gotten the memo about how the beams were explosive, apparently. Random jumped to avoid the explosion, again in a way that made him look like he was straight out of an action movie. Dur-Shon was close now, close enough to land on.
So with blue-white flames licking at his back, Random drew his sword back and casually brushed Dur-Shon's hardlight scimitar aside with one foot. He didn't touch the edge, of course, just the flat of the blade. He planted the opposite foot on the bottom of Dur-Shon's octagonal shield and rammed his sword into the shield.
With a terrifically loud and cringeworthy metallic squeal, the longsword's blade pierced the shield, biting into Dur-Shon's forearm and face in the process. The force of Random's descent and strike completely stopped Dur-Shon's charge and slammed him onto his back. The longsword buried itself deep in the ground beside his head, and his shield arm flared with pain. Were it not for his armor, his arm would have undoubtedly been broken. As it was, the pain from the blow combined with his still-aching formerly dislocated shoulder made his world go fuzzy and indistinct.
“Stick around,” said Random with his trademarked crooked smile. “Or...maybe I should have said 'You stay here, now'...” He dove forward off Dur-Shon to avoid another beam from Khiron.
As for the Emperor, it would take several seconds to recover and then extricate himself from being pinned beneath his own shield. And even if he wanted to continue using the damaged shield, one of its straps had been severed by Random's longsword, rendering it all but useless in most practical situations.
Ahead of Random was a large banner lying on the ground. From how its woven fibers sparkled slightly in some places, he figured out what it was almost immediately. When Khiron fired again, this time he hit Random. However, Random had grabbed the banner and wrapped it around himself with a half-second to spare. The beam fizzled out of existence, and Random, now looking like an oversized caterpillar, performed several gymnastic-like flips towards a sheathed sabre he'd seen on the ground. He shouted something muffled and indistinct, and Khiron wasn't able to understand the words.
Khiron fired once more, again to no effect. After shooting, he felt the scavenged rifle vibrate and beep to indicate it had overheated. He tossed it aside and drew his Ti'an staff, and by then Random had unraveled the banner and drawn the sabre. The energy bolt sparked and buzzed after he slapped it aside with the sword.
“I said that that thing is called an Indomitable Banner!” Random called to Khiron, blade gleaming as he darted closer. “The name's more than just for show, you know?”
Despite his superior size and reach, Khiron was swiftly driven back by Random. Despite his using an unpredictable style that would have been impractical had he been a normal human, Random's speed and strength more than made up for it. His virtually unlimited stamina didn't hurt, either.
Dur-Shon finally hauled himself up to his feet and pulled his scatter gun out. It was banged up from the landslide, but it still functioned well enough to shoot accurately. Though Random and Khiron were a decent distance away and approaching what looked like a cylindrical spire, the former spotted Dur-Shon and did something unexpected.
“Four legs might have some advantages, but it also has its weaknesses, like this!” To demonstrate, Random ducked under one of Khiron's swings and actually slid beneath him, threading his body in between Khiron's legs. He elbowed the back of Khiron's right foreleg, causing him to stumble momentarily. After that, Random kicked aside his tail before rolling to his feet in order to avoid being clotheslined by the shiny, wiry wire-like hairs growing from said tail.
“Gah! That was entirely unsportsmanlike, and probably dishonorable as well!” Khiron squawked in indignation.
“It also worked like a charm!,” called Random without looking back.
He had something in his hand shaped like a teardrop, which he'd previously grabbed and shoved into one of his tactical vest's pouches sometime in the past thirty seconds or so. He hurled it with surprising accuracy and shouted, “What ho, free upgrade for you, m'lord!”
Before he knew what had happened, Dur-Shon felt his scatter gun jerk. He looked down and saw the teardrop separate into several different parts, which then floated around, unfolded, and attached to the weapon. The advanced technology, sleek metallic parts glistening softly in what light there was, had several indicator lights wink on. That, well, indicated it was active and ready to be used, or so he surmised.
Still, Dur-Shon hesitated for a moment. When he saw Khiron regain his balance and turn to fire several bolts of energy at Random, he figured he might as well throw caution to the wind at this point. He aimed the scatter gun at Random and pulled the trigger. Small pellets of brightly glowing scarlet energy shot at Random, coming far closer to actually touching him than the previous, slower projectiles Dur-Shon had been using. This upgraded, powerful version of his scatter gun made him feel...empowered. With his resolve renewed, he charged, scatter gun in one hand and hardlight scimitar in the other.
With Khiron and Dur-Shon both firing at Random, he was actually having trouble dodging and deflecting their projectiles. Numerous bolts from Khiron's Ti'an staff accompanied by a spray of energy pellets from Dur-Shon came closer to their mark with every shot. To make it worse, they were closing on him, fast, moving in slight diagonals compared to one another. While others in his position might have panicked, fled, or surrendered, Random merely laughed in exhilaration as he came closer to possible injury and death with every passing second.
Finally, he was in a very tight spot. Khiron and Dur-Shon were almost on top of him, practically point-blank range. He'd just deflected a bolt from Khiron and was swinging the sabre around to do the same to Dur-Shon's pellets, but at least half of them were bound to get through, and he wasn't in the best position to dodge them adequately. Fortunately for him, there was a katana lying directly at his feet.
He stomped on the tip of the katana's blade with his heel. It flipped and rotated so the hilt was in a perfect position for him to grab with his free hand. In one smooth motion, he swept aside a few of the pellets with his sabre, and the katana, held in reverse-grip, followed immediately after. Interestingly enough, even then he felt two pellets burn through his jacket and impact his back.
Random being Random, he tanked the hit, grunted, and rolled with it. “Congratulations, you've scored the first hit on me since I got to this world.” The damage didn't seem to faze him in the slightest, which was rather off-putting to Khiron and Dur-Shon. He lifted both swords to block Khiron's staff blades and Dur-Shon's hardlight scimitar, then corkscrewed, forcing them somewhat to the side and away from him.
Now, with the two on either side of Random, he hummed a little tune that was so off-key he had to have been doing it on purpose. “Lizard-dude to the left of me, Dino-horse to the right! Here I am, stuck in the middle with me~.”
Despite coordinating and attacking in concert as best they could, Random held the upper hand in the fight, if only barely. Still, they were managing to hold out fairly well--for the time being. He attacked in a whirlwind, both blades moving in harmony to combat Khiron and Dur-Shon. The clash of blade on staff and hardlight rang out, nicely complementing the music.
“Though you are a mighty foe,” growled Dur-Shon, “we will—”
“Oh, don't call me a foe,” Random interrupted, his tone one of a berating parent or something. “Words like that, along with enemy, adversary, and nemesis all have much too negative a connotation for my taste. I prefer the word opponent. You know, because in a game you compete against an opponent.”
“This...is not...a game!” Dur-Shon roared, slashing as fast as he could.
“Of course it's a game! If it isn't, then what is?”
In a sudden burst of speed, Random dashed from Khiron to Dur-Shon and back again three times in half as many seconds. He struck with both swords each time, and the force behind each blow drove them back even more. At the end, he tossed his sabre up at Khiron. Caught off-guard by the move, the Ranger flinched when the sword's pommel smacked against his helmet.
Random went low and delivered a horizontal cut to Khiron's abdomen with the katana. It parted the armor and the outer layer of Khiron's flesh--not much damage, but it hurt a lot. Random hopped and planted his foot on Khiron's shoulder, grabbing his sabre out of the air in the process, and sprang backwards off him.
Dur-Shon took the opportunity to lift his scatter gun to try and get a clear shot at Random. However, though Random was still in the air, he was close enough to swing his katana and hit the scatter gun's bayonet, forcing it down. Instead of hitting Random, the spray of energy pellets rammed into Khiron. The Ranger gave an exclamation of surprise and alarm as he stumbled and fell back.
Random rolled over, landed, and somersaulted upon hitting the hard ground. He pivoted and flung the sabre high into the air, where it spun and arced around like a boomerang, heading right towards Khiron. Dur-Shon, in the meantime, took a step back and aimed his scatter gun at Random again. Too late, as Random had thrown the katana as well, though this time it was more like a javelin aimed at Dur-Shon.
The katana's blade sunk into Dur-Shon's scatter gun, neatly piercing several pieces of the attached upgrade tech. The indicator lights flashed brightly and an unmistakable hum ascending in pitch filled the air. Dur-Shon immediately hurled the scatter gun away, not even wasting part of a second to direct his throw at Random. It was a good call, otherwise he'd have been injured for sure. As it was, when the scatter gun detonated, only a few pieces of harmless, if hot, shrapnel bounced off his armor.
“I give, and I take away,” Random smirked.
Khiron retracted his damaged helmet as he drew a ballistic pistol. His armor bore several new black scars thanks to the redirected scatter gun's pellets, but he hadn't been physically hurt aside from gaining a few bruises. The sabre came spinning from above at an angle just then, and, since it was on the side of his destroyed eye, he didn't notice it until a half-second before it hit. He instinctively yanked his arm back, which probably saved his hand. The pistol, though, was neatly bisected by the sword's blade, and the tip did actually create a shallow cut on the back of his hand.
The Emperor turned to face Random, who had his back to him. He drew his scimitar back and lunged. Not a good idea, as it turned out. Random whirled, a thick, stubby gun in his grasp and aimed at Dur-Shon. As he was fully committed to the strike and at point-blank range, Dur-Shon could only watch as Random pulled the trigger.
A kinetic blast slammed into Dur-Shon, catapulting him backwards into the cylindrical spire whose shadow they now stood in. As it turned out, said spire resembled a militaristic construction vehicle combined with a tank. It had large treads, and at the base of the cylinder was a small operating platform with raised rectangular consoles on three sides. It was there that Dur-Shon landed after hitting the spire, making a loud bang upon hitting the metal grate that was the platform's floor. He lay there, limp and unmoving for a short time.
The song projected by the music player finished up at around this point.
Random heard the telltale scrape just in time. He turned and lifted the gun into the air to block an overhand chop from Khiron's staff, and the staff's blade cut into the gun and imbedded in it. Random was thrown back by a quick double-strike from both of Khiron's front legs, talons tearing through his shirt but only making shallow wounds on his skin.
“Nice hit, but ya dun goofed with the staff,” said Random. As if to accentuate his statement, sparks sprayed as the gun overloaded and went into meltdown. The end of Khiron's staff, which had been imbedded in the gun, was reduced to slag along with the gun. Khiron growled, feathers stiffening in anger at how much damage had been dealt to his Ti'an staff.
When Dur-Shon eventually came to, he heard explosions in the far distance. But as he regained his senses, a fog seemed to lift from his mind, and he realized the explosions were much closer than he'd first thought. That being said, he still felt groggy and weak. Probably the result of a concussion. He pulled himself up and looked over the control consoles at the fight between Khiron and Random.
The former had a multi-barrel grenade launcher-type weapon in his hands, though each projectile launched was a miniature homing rocket of sorts. Random, meanwhile, was darting around to avoid the blasts. He had two short falchion- or dao-like swords sheathed and belted on, and had just picked up a chakram to throw at Khiron. The launcher, sliced in half by the chakram, tumbled out of Khiron's hands.
Dur-Shon glanced around at the spire tank's consoles, teeth bared in frustration at the current predicament. He figured that since they were on a battlefield, this had to be some sort of weapon, or something that gave its user's side an advantage; he only had three throwing knives left, which weren't going to be helpful at all against Random. The machine was already active, so he tried fiddling with a control stick. The cylindrical spire moved in response to the commands, so he moved it down in the direction of Random and Khiron. The dish-esque device on top of the cylindrical spire swiveled and pointed at the ground.
He looked around the consoles again, this time in an attempt to locate what counted as the control to “fire” the machine. Over to the right was a prominently displayed red button that was protected underneath a clear plastic safety box. It was as good as anything, so he tore the box off and slammed the button. He prayed to the stars for something, anything, to happen. Nothing did...for about three seconds.
The side of the cylinder started to glow as spiral lights lit up, and the air around the top of the spire and the dish-thing there rippled and contorted. After a long build-up, the dish released a massive pulse aimed at the two combatants. The machine slid back several meters from the recoil, almost throwing Dur-Shon from the platform.
“Forgive me, Watchlord,” said Dur-Shon. He looked on with apprehension, hoping that Random would at least be seriously injured and that Khiron would come out of it with minor injuries.
No such luck, however. Sure, the ground shattered when the pulse hit it, and both Random and Khiron were thrown away from the impact site in opposite directions, but the former was still very much intact and not pulverized like Dur-Shon had hoped. Instead, quakes started shaking the area, long cracks formed and spread across the battlefield, and large chunks of earth lifted into the air. A dim orangey light flickered from within the cracks, and a faint sound could be heard: bubbling, and a strange hissing? He couldn't quite place it, but it made him uneasy.
“Wait...is that what I think it is?” Random sheathed his swords and stood, eyes wide and mouth open in a perfect “O” shape as he witnessed the phenomenon.
The cracks grew larger, and the quakes became even more violent.
“HAHA! IT IS, IT IS!” He was jumping around now, ecstatic. “That's an actual, bonafide
Volcano Maker!”
Khiron heard Random's shout and looked at the crater. At the rate everything was happening, not to mention this “Volcano Maker” was a tool of war and therefore had a practical purpose, he surmised that the volcano itself would grow far, far faster than a natural one would. If the quakes and floating chunks of earth were any indication, the end result would be sudden, violent, and cataclysmic. That meant he had to find a way to get out of this area, and fast.
While frantically searching for a high-powered jetpack, speeder, or pogo-stick, he came across something large jutting out of the ground. He didn't think much of it at first, but when he leaned and placed a hand on it to look underneath, what felt like static raced along his entire body. The object, formerly dull and caked in dust, now shone bright gold as though exposed to a brilliant sun. It started rising from the ground, humming and vibrating louder as it did so.
Concurrently, Random made a mad dash towards the volcano maker's control platform. Dur-Shon saw him coming through a haze, and drew two throwing knives in preparation. Though a confrontation with Random in his state and with such weak weapons was most definitely hopeless, giving up and meekly accepting defeat and death now would be an insult to his station as Emperor--nay, it would be an insult to the entire Gohl-hon race.
He moved to strike when Random vaulted up to the operating platform in a single bound, but the Paragon kicked the left blade out of his hand before landing on his torso and clinging to him like Spider-Man. Dur-Shon stabbed at his throat with the other knife, and again Random foiled the attack by casually catching his arm by the wrist and holding the knife at bay. Random brought up his right hand and jammed a small canister in the collar of Dur-Shon's breastplate, lodging it firmly between his armor and scales.
“Message for you, sir,” said Random as he pulled the pin and jumped away. Dur-Shon, in a last-ditch attack, bit down hard on Random's forearm, but since he was weakened and Random had an exceedingly tough body, his fangs only tore off part of his jacket and scraped across his skin.
“Damn, you could crush a soup can with those things,” Random remarked on Dur-Shon's jaws as he shook out his arm.
The next moment, thick, noxious gas hissed out of several holes in the grenade, filling the air around Dur-Shon's head. He choked and coughed, falling to both knees, spittle and a small amount of Random's blood dripping from his maw in ropes. He scrabbled at the grenade with one of his hands and successfully extricated it from his person, but by then it was too late.
“All your Aegis are belong to me,” said Random in a robotic monotone, having pilfered Dur-Shon's Continuum Aegis a moment ago. Of course, since the Seal was in place, Dur-Shon didn't vanish.
The quakes stopped for a second, instantly putting Random on edge. The floating pieces of earth fell back to the ground with a bunch of thuds and crashes. Silence reigned for what seemed like a long, long moment. Realizing what was about to happen, Random turned and ran as fast as he could in the opposite direction of the Volcano Maker.
An instant later, a huge column of lava erupted from the crater. The ground abruptly shunted towards the sky in a funnel shape and grew at an unbelievable pace, as though someone had reached deep into the earth and was pulling a mountain up from beneath the surface. As volcanoes are, after all, conical, that meant its base was rapidly expanding as it grew taller. With that on his tail and lava shooting out from the innumerable cracks crisscrossing the battlefield, Random would be lucky if he got out of this situation with only minor burns. The Volcano Maker was forced up and onto its top as a wave of molten rock enveloped it.
Random felt a presence approaching from behind, and shot a look over his shoulder to see what it was. Blinding brightness met his gaze. Its design was a golden oval-shaped deck rimmed all around by a short bulwark, with wing-sails on the sides and back. It resembled a flying ship of the sea, albeit much more advanced and quite a bit smaller. Standing before a throne-like seat at the back of the deck was none other than Khiron. His armor now had polished gold parts attached, and his Ti'an staff was likewise enhanced.
The skyboat came up on Random's left, and he took the opportunity to jump onto the deck. Khiron made no hostile move yet, though his staff was in a good position to block any sudden attacks. He didn't even pay attention to the wave of lava and the rapidly growing mountain that chased his newly-acquired vessel.
“Nice, I see you snagged yourself a personal vimana,” said Random, hands resting on his sword grips. “Looks like it came with a free upgrade to your gear, too. Not bad at all. By the way, Dino-horse, I don't think I got your name.”
Khiron made what sounded like a chortle, feather mane rustling. “If it isn't already too late for such introductions, I am Watchlord Khiron of the Sagittarius.”
“Hm. Neither title nor race rings a bell; too bad. Still, hell of a thing your friend did there with the Volcano Maker, huh?”
“Indeed, though I doubt he still lives.”
“Well that's a given; kind of a shame he went into a meltdown at the end, though. Hey, he did get the first hit on me, so that's something.” Random paused as he looked Khiron in the eyes. “So judging from the way you're not wildly attacking me and foaming at the mouth--or beak, as it were--I take it you're the more level-headed and stoic teammate.”
Khiron rocked his head side-to-side. “More or less, I suppose.”
“I mean, you did lose an eye and all. Though I guess you did get even with me by destroying my space peanuts. I mean seriously, such a discourteous manner of refusal is virtually unforgivable.”
The Ranger whicker-chortled. He obviously had a better sense of humor than Dur-Shon. “To be honest, I had almost forgotten about it during the fight.”
“High pain threshold?” Random queried.
“The overwhelming desire to not die has something to do with it as well, I believe.”
“Yeah, I kinda experienced that myself, today. Not as much as you or Dur-Shon, I'm sure, but there was a lot more adrenaline flowing than usual.” Random licked his dry lips. “The air seems to have gotten very...hot and arid...all of a sudden.” He looked over the side of the vimana at the lava current that was, at the moment, right under them. “Guess that's why.”
Khiron lowered his staff and grasped it in both hands. “Shall we finish?”
“A fight atop a vimana flying over a river of lava next to a massive volcano? I didn't even know it was my birthday! Although, you could make this a whole lot cooler if you turn this thing around and fly it up the lava towards the summit of the volcano.”
Khiron snorted. “That sounds highly dangerous, but also greatly intriguing as well.”
“I know, right?”
The Ranger tapped his staff on the vimana's deck once, causing it to slow, turn, and take off in the opposite direction. His helmet slid over his face to protect him from the toxic fumes rising from the volcano.
“Oh, this is cinematic as fudge!” Random exclaimed as he beamed up at Khiron.
There was a pause, and in the distance, the dynamic music player finally played the track it had switched to after the last one.They moved as one, staff swinging, twin swords unsheathed and moving to intercept. Several powerful blows met one another, each one causing the vimana to shake. Random lost the first bout by way of a haft to the jaw, but recovered and pressed Khiron. The Watchlord was much stronger and faster than before, thanks to his augmented armor. Random blocked a diagonal slash with both swords in an X-shape and forced the staff out and down.
That was when everything got a whole lot crazier. The staff fired inadvertently, destroying one of the side wing-sails. The vimana wobbled and its speed became more unsteady; it even started listing to the side and scraped against the “river”bank. The two fought at an angle, not too terribly bothered by the vimana's sudden tilt.
Khiron and Random both moved left in a circle as they fought, so by the time they separated again, Random was in front of the throne. Khiron fired his staff, this time intentionally. Random slid on both knees and deflected it with a sword, making it bounce up and hit the top of the throne; in the process, the bolt came close enough to partially melt his sunglasses. Half the seat was vaporized, and the vimana's sudden jolt aided Random in moving under Khiron's guard in order to make a gash on his side. With a twinge of remorse, he flipped the sunglasses off his face using the tip of a sword.
Random was kept at a distance when Khiron started using his staff more like a spear. The repeated clangs of their blades was nearly continuous alongside the roar and murmuring of the lava. Khiron stepped back for a moment after Random forced his staff away, then leveled it and fired again. This time, Random had a...unique, shall we say, method to counter it.
He angled both blades and caught the bolt on them, rotated, making sure to keep the bolt steady between the flats of the blades, completed his turn, and pointed both swords at Khiron's feet. Random jumped backwards as hard as he could right as the vimana split in half from the energy bolt's impact. Smoke and shrapnel filled the air around the vimana, and from within the cloud, Khiron rocketed out. His repulsors, having been augmented by the vimana's tech, were powerful enough to grant him pseudo-flight capabilities.
Staff at the ready, Khiron aimed it right for Random's heart as he closed rapidly. The Paragon, unable to adequately dodge while in the air, swung his right sword with all his might. What came next happened faster than the blink of an eye. Blade met blade, and Random's sword shattered.
First, the sword released a contained localized shockwave that completely disintegrated Khiron's staff all the way down to his hand. Like the upgrade tech used on Dur-Shon's scatter gun, the staff cracked and exploded as the energy inside was released. The destroyed sword's fragments swirled rapidly around the energy, forcing it into a tight orb of roiling power. The sphere exploded an instant later as the blade shards shot out in all directions.
Both combatants were hit by a few of the shards, not to mention the energy's blast. Random himself caught five; two on the torso, one in the thigh, one in his left forearm, and another lodged in his cheekbone. He was sent hurtling back, trace spurts of blood trailing after him in the air. An outcropping crumbled when he rammed into it back-first. He tumbled through the rubble, bounced a couple times, and landed on a steep incline.
As the volcanic soil was loose, Random started sliding down the hill. He jammed his sword into the ground to halt his momentum so he could tug the chunk of steel out of his face.
“Ack...those swords are ridiculous.” He glanced over his shoulder at the second sword. “Now...how can I use this one to my advantage...”
The hill exploded right next to his head. Random sprang away and looked around. Khiron was hovering up above, augmented ballistic pistol in hand and aimed down at his opponent. Random slid down the hill to avoid another shot. Each round hit the mountainside with the force of a small bomb, and if one hit him, it would probably cause serious damage. He placed both feet on the back of his sword and used it sort of like a cross between a snowboard and an ice skate to facilitate a faster retreat.
Khiron emptied his magazine into the side of the volcano in an attempt to kill Random, but aside from some rubble hitting Random's back, he didn't succeed. He clacked his beak and activated camouflage. When Random next shot a look up at the skies, he didn't see anything. He thought he caught a glimpse of something in front of him and slightly off to the side, which he recognized too late as Khiron.
The Ranger smashed into Random with the full force of his repulsors driving him forward and into the mountainside. He pushed Random through almost ten meters of volcanic rock before emerging again on the other side, scotum-blades extended and slashing. Blood squirted from the laceration that appeared on Random's left shoulder. The two plummeted together, the side of a sheer cliff next to them blurring from the speed.
Khiron shot at Random, repulsors increasing his velocity. Random contorted and plucked his sword out of the air a second before Khiron reached him. Khiron struck with both scotum-blades when Random came within reach. Random moved his left forearm to intercept Khiron's right blade, and it probably would have been cut to the bone were it not for the blade fragment imbedded right where forearm and blade met. The scotum-blade scraped against the shard while Random hooked Khiron's left blade on his sword's spine and hand guard, allowing him to deliver a thrust to the Sagittarius' undefended head.
Random's sword cut through the helmet and drew blood. Khiron shoved Random away, repulsors shifting to slow his fall. From Random's perspective, Khiron was suddenly yanked up and away, which was fine by him. He switched to reverse-grip and stabbed his sword in the cliff face, then shoved his feet onto the craggy surface to further decelerate before he hit the ledge at the bottom. After a few moments, he hit the ground. It cracked slightly from the impact, but Random was physically unharmed from the landing.
Now that he was firmly at a stop, he saw that the ledge overlooked a flat arena-like area, surrounded on two-thirds of its edge by the rest of the cliff. The remaining third of the arena's edge overlooked another sheer drop almost directly across from the ledge Random stood on. Numerous hairline cracks from which orange light glowed ran across the arena's floor like a web. Khiron landed nearby shortly after Random, looking a little rattled and worse for the wear.
“This is the second time you've destroyed my helmet,” said Khiron. He brandished the helmet in question, which he'd had to physically pull off, it was so badly damaged. A long gash ran along the side of his head, and blood caked his feathery mane.
“Hey, if you don't get ahead of yourself, that won't happen.” Random was slouching a bit to the left to make it seem like that arm had been disabled by the injury on his shoulder.
Khiron tossed the helmet away and readied his weapons. The two charged and met in a flurry of steel, sparks flying every few blows. Random tried to counter, but learned that the move was actually a feint when Khiron abruptly turned and kicked him with one of his hind legs. The strength behind it sent him over the edge and down into the arena-esque area.
Flames danced and sparks flew out from the cracks when Random hit the ground. He rolled back to avoid a falling stab from Khiron, which damaged the ground a decent amount. The air was roiling from the heat, and Random could tell that Khiron was only barely able to withstand it.
“Convection shmonvection, am I right?” Random held his arm up in a 'What are you gonna do?' pose. The next second, his clothes ignited. “...And now I'm on fire.”
Without wasting any more time, they met again in the center of the arena. Random could more accurately gauge the distance with his superior eyesight, which gave him a useful edge against Khiron. He got some strikes through Khiron's defenses as they fought, more than he'd been able to in the same amount of time earlier. He palmed a small rod with his “incapacitated” left hand from within a pouch on his tactical vest, slid up to Khiron, and performed a roundhouse kick that shoved Khiron's right scotum-blade down and into the ground as the Ranger performed a thrust.
That gave him the perfect opportunity to jam the hand-held personal disruptor into a gap between Khiron's golden armor plating. The rod buzzed and sent forks of electricity arcing across the armor, turning it dull. Random made a tremendous leap backwards to put plenty of distance between himself and Khiron. He drew back his arm and hurled his second sword at Khiron with a single thought overriding his entire mind:
Shatter.
And shatter the sword did. Khiron, while spasming from the disruptor and without the augmentation's full benefits, nonetheless was able to put his left scotum-blade's bracer between himself and the flying sword.
Random didn't actually see what happened, as he had turned and dashed for safety after throwing the sword. Still, he figured it happened similarly to last time, with the bracer being disintegrated by a pulse emanating from the broken sword, the blade's fragments rotating in a lethal globular whirlwind. He knew the moment the fragments shot in all directions, because he was driven to the ground by a shard to the back. That and the distinctive sound of the thin ground splitting apart, releasing a geyser of lava that spewed out in a torrent.
The arena's floor crumbled and sunk into the lava right beneath it, as the flying shards had damaged it so much. The part of the arena that overlooked another cliff crumbled, allowing the pent-up molten rock to flow out and over the edge like a waterfall. Random made it to the edge of the arena and slid onto a ledge overlooking the newly-made lavafall a mere two seconds before the rest of the ground was enveloped by the lava. The music player's soundtrack ended around that point, practically on cue.
He pushed himself up onto his knees and stretched out his back and arms. His clothing, blackened and burned almost to a crisp, was almost completely gone. His jacket was still mostly intact, as it was made from more durable materials than the rest of his attire. That was a plus, since he wouldn't be losing the medallions he'd collected so far. As for his body, he had burns all across it, not to mention the numerous wounds inflicted by Khiron and Dur-Shon.
Click.
Random pulled a spare combat knife from the tactical harness and spun, rising to the balls of his feet.
A momentary booming noise filled the air. Blood sprayed from Random's abdomen and lower back, and he dropped to one knee. The knife blade clattered to the ground, followed shortly by the hilt.
“...You are one sneaky bastard.” Random looked up at the Watchlord as his camouflage deactivated.
Khiron stood a few paces farther along the ledge. His left arm was mangled and bloody, courtesy of Random's shattering sword. Most of his feather mane had melted, and he tucked one of his injured forelegs up closer to his body. With his intact hand, he held a gun that had the aesthetic of a flintlock. It was sleeker and higher-tech, though, so that meant whatever it was, the gun was far more effective than actual period flintlocks were.
“Only one type of gun could hit me that fast and make that clean a hole through,” said Random. Khiron cocked the pistol again and aimed it at Random's head. “I see you got your hands on a real instant transmission gun; it creates a path for the bullet wherein time is sped up almost infinitely, allowing said bullet to hit its target instantaneously. One of the few types of weapons I have trouble dodging, especially like I am now. However,” a sly look came over his face as he spoke, “you're bluffing--that particular model is a single-shot one. So unless you have another bullet, it's useless. Though you could club someone with it, I suppose; pistol whips do tend to sting quite a bit.”
The Ranger sighed and lowered his arm. “It was worth a shot.”
“I've always had a knack for seeing through empty threats--even if I didn't know how many bullets my opponents have, for instance.”
“Oh well.” Khiron tossed the pistol to the side, where it plopped onto the lava current a few meters away. “Incidentally, it was cunning to act as though your left arm was disabled. I should have anticipated it.”
“Relax. A lot of my endurance is driven by my willpower, which is utterly indomitable. The only way to ensure I wouldn't be using my arm again would have been to completely sever it.” He shrugged. “I have to say, you have a good eye for weapons, don't you?”
Khiron made the equivalent of a shrug. “I saw it and thought it looked promising, so I took it.”
Random chuckled. “You know, you and the Emperor have been giving me such a hard time that I haven't been able to make nearly as many quips and jokes as I usually do; I've had to focus more on not getting skewered or having my head blown off than I have in decades.”
“So you usually talk even more? Now that is a pity,” said Khiron drily.
“Granted, most of it is the Seal's doing, but there are still very few who can claim such prowess in combat.”
“You are a strange one, Paragon Random.”
“You flatter me.”
Khiron scoffed good-naturedly, or as much as he could considering the circumstances. “I think...that I should compose a poem, or maybe a song, of this battle. It has truly been one of, if not
the greatest I have ever experienced.”
“Ah, so you're from one of those cultures.”
“Indeed.” Khiron reached his right hand back and pulled something out of a storage compartment on his back.
Random saw and swung his hand diagonally from the upper right. The roll of gauze he'd covertly extricated from the first aid pouch on his tactical vest unraveled towards the Ranger. Khiron cocked the second instant transmission pistol and brought it up to fire at Random. The gauze roll wrapped around Khiron's forearm twice, which was good enough. Random pulled the gauze taut and lifted his leg high into the air, then brought it down hard on the gauze that ran between him and Khiron.
Khiron's forearm was forced down and to the right. The pistol fired, sending a powerful round straight through the ledge and the cliff. Cracks spread and the ledge started to fall apart, crumbling into the lava next to it.
Random turned, jumped, and flung a grappling hook at a higher point on the cliff side. It successfully attached to the rocky cliff, with the cable connecting it to the reel-like device on Random's tactical harness. He dangled there and swung back and forth. However, when he swung back towards the now-destroyed ledge, he felt five powerful digits clamp around his ankle. Khiron hung beneath him, holding on as tightly as he could. Random pulled his last grenade out, pressed the activation key, and...fumbled it. The grenade spiraled in a neat arc up and over to the side.
“Sorry,” Khiron said as he lunged up and sank his right scotum-blade into Random's chest. He used the blade imbedded in Random as leverage to haul himself up.
Despite having the wind knocked out of him by the blow, Random retained his presence of mind. He lifted both hands, each one with the index and middle fingers stiffened, and poked Khiron in the eyes. The Sagittarius shrieked and almost lost his grip.
“So am I.” Random grabbed Khiron's beak in one hand and forced it shut, and with the other he took Khiron's armor by the collar and pulled him to the side. “Kinda.”
The grenade, in actuality, had not been fumbled--it went right where Random wanted it to go: into the lavafall. When it detonated, it threw a large amount of lava in their direction. However, with Khiron strategically positioned between himself and said lava, Random was shielded.
A hideous hissing filled the air when the lava slapped against Khiron's back. As his armor was almost completely dead, he had no protection of his own against the molten rock. He shook, spasming from the pain, eyes rolling back into his head. Random gently undid the mechanism attaching the scotum-blade to the Khiron's arm, then let go of his opponent.
The Watchlord dropped unceremoniously and vanished into the smoke some meters below.
“Hot damn, that had to hurt.” Random inspected the Aegis he'd taken from Khiron for a second, then pocketed it.
***
A half-hour later, give or take, Random tirelessly trudged across the battlefield. The volcano, which would put Mount Doom to shame, had stopped growing almost completely. It still spewed smoke and lava, but he was far enough away that it didn't bother him. His shoes had long since fallen off, and he'd had to fashion new makeshift trousers so he wouldn't be completely exposed below the waist.
The Seal's focal point still eluded him, but he didn't give up. It was imperative for him to bring down the Seal as soon as possible.
As he walked, he had a nagging feeling in the back of his mind. On a whim, he took out one of his medallions and looked down at it. The compass light was broad, more than halfway encircling the edge of the Aegis. It pointed to his left, so he followed it. A few more minutes passed before the entire edge finally lit up.
Random looked around, but saw nothing. He pocketed the medallion and checked under a shield, an overturned speeder, and a ridiculously large greatsword. Finally, he came across a small box buried beneath a mounted machine gun. He popped it open and stared at its contents.
“Origin point identified!,” said his Aegis.
“Immediate action required to prevent imminent catastrophic breakdown of dimensional boundaries!” Lying there, inside the box, was a Continuum Aegis. It had what looked like a leather strap wrapped all around it, with arcane symbols of some kind etched on said strap.
“Of
course the focal point was an Aegis.” Random smacked his forehead. “That's how the Seal so easily prevented the Continuum world from expelling the Seal itself and everything inside--it was using the Aegis as an anchor. It also must have pulled me in using the medallions I had on my person by simulating the way I was brought to this world in the first place, which is why I wasn't able to dodge it.” He peered at it closely. “I suppose the power suppression thing really was a side-effect; then again, if the creator had come across another person empowered by Chaos, they might have set it up like this intentionally.”
Either way, he had to destroy this Seal, and that meant freeing this fifth Aegis from its bonds. Random worked a couple of his fingers underneath the straps. He could feel the latent energy within; they weren't going to break so easily. He gave an experimental tug. The strap didn't even budge.
Random pulled harder, and he felt some of the defensive wards on the strap kick in. His fingers and hand were suddenly put under an immense amount of pressure. It hurt, but his will was absolute. The harder he pulled, the more the pressure increased. His bones fractured, skin split, but still he pulled.
Overhead, the Seal started wavering. Minute cracks appeared in the dome-like structure, through which the light of day shone. Teeth gritted, Random pulled harder. His joints dislocated, capillaries burst, and fingernails tore off, but still he pulled.
Until finally...
“GOTCHA!”
The strap split with a satisfying snap. Without the strap resisting against his pull, Random fell back in a heap.
The newly-freed Continuum Aegis emitted a bright sphere that expanded in all directions and went all the way out to the edge of the Seal in under a second. The volcano was completely flattened before the shockwave, and the Seal burst before fading into non-being.
Random awoke around a minute later. The light was back to normal, and though he was still lying in a slightly concave wasteland, there was no Seal. The weapons and tools and such had also vanished, and he realized that his clothes and wounds had been repaired and mended. He felt lighter as well, like a great weight had been lifted from all of his limbs; his powers were back in full.
“I might have to stop by Khiron's place later and check out the poem,” said Random as he pocketed the fifth Aegis and stood. “And to make him eat some space peanuts.” He sighed. “I still can't believe he just shot them out of my hand like that...”