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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 6, 2013 17:59:00 GMT -6
When she said yes Garatus was very happy, she kissed him again then Garatus embraced her in his arms. "That is wonderful" Garatus said smiling.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 14:52:39 GMT -6
Soon they are both married and Felarum becomes part of the clan. But now Felarum doesn't know what to do. "What now Garatus sweetie?," she asks Garatus.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 7, 2013 15:06:41 GMT -6
Garatus sat next to his new wife and listened as she asked him what now. "Well, we could build a home for ourselves, then start a family. We could go across the stars visiting other worlds, tell me what you wish to do my love" Garatus said to her cheerfully.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 15:16:20 GMT -6
Felarum replied, "I'm not sure. Theres lots we could do...". Felarum starts thinking about her options. Then she gets an idea. "well," she starts, then stops, felling embarrassed and unsure at what she would say. Her ideas then changed. She blushes as she looks at her new husband.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 7, 2013 15:46:42 GMT -6
"You can tell me your Idea, I am sure it is a wonderful one" Garatus said placing his hand on hers and smiling.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 17:13:00 GMT -6
Felarum replied," well... I want to... you know...". She looks at Garatus nervously.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 7, 2013 17:21:34 GMT -6
"The?......" Garatus said raising his eyebrow, then he realized what she meant. "Oh... you mean the, well, you know" Garatus said audibly gulping "We are married, so its not like we shouldn't" Garatus said shrugging, he looked over towards her and winked.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 18:24:59 GMT -6
"Lets get started then," Felarum exclaims.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 7, 2013 18:44:07 GMT -6
Garatus awoke the next morning with a smile on his face, Felarum asleep next him on their bed. He was surprised by her enthusiasm as he recounted last nights events, he stretched and yawned at the same time before gently waking her "Good morning my Love" He said into her ear.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 19:04:01 GMT -6
Felarum woke up to Gatratus's soothing voice. "Morning Garatus," she said. She gave him a kiss. "That was fun". Felarum started to get dressed for the day.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 7, 2013 22:11:40 GMT -6
"Indeed" Garatus said smiling, he rolled out of bed with a thump and proceeded to put on his clothing. He strapped on leather clothes mostly but also his pauldron, it was traditional to wear at least one piece of armor at any given time. "What would you like to do today love?" Garatus said to Felarum.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 7, 2013 22:24:37 GMT -6
Felarum said "i heard theres grunts getting executed, lets go see". She runs off to where the execution is happening.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 7, 2013 22:32:04 GMT -6
Garatus followed her closely as they went outside to where the execution was taking place. Two small Unggoy stood against a stone wall awaiting their fate, the Chieftain stood nearby stroking his beard while he decided how to kill them. The Chieftain raised a closed fist to signal he had made his decision.
"Death!" he cackled "By Digestion" he laughed as he said it. Felarum whispered that she wished for them to do it.
"We will do it!" Garatus said.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 16:39:43 GMT -6
The grunts are wearing a big methane tank. They only have a small can of methane to breathe till they die in the stomach. Felarum picks up a doomed grunt and shoves it in her mouth, swallowing the grunt whole. Felarum's belly bloats a bit.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 8, 2013 16:44:12 GMT -6
Garatus watched as she swallowed the Unggoy whole, impressive he thought. He picked up the other one and popped its head off in his mouth, he proceeded to devour the rest of it then belched loudly.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2013 17:00:53 GMT -6
"That grunt was delicious," Felarum exclaims. "they taste better when you eat them while their still alive sweetie." Felarum rubs her belly as the grunt is still alive in her stomach.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 8, 2013 17:10:59 GMT -6
"I prefer the squishing sound they make, but eating them whole probably has its perks" Garatus said wiping his face off in a similar manner to an earth feline.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 15:35:19 GMT -6
Felarum giggles at Garatus's opinion. Her stomach jiggles and churns as the grunt inside digests and dies.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 9, 2013 16:26:07 GMT -6
Garatus and Felarum walked through the garden behind the clan steading taking in the beauty of it, what few knew was that Jiralhanae were actually excellent gardeners and loved plants, since they didn't eat them they really didn't have anything else to do with other than ignore them.
"What would you like to do now Felarum?" Garatus said as she walked alongside him.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2013 17:13:35 GMT -6
"It is so beautiful here" Felarum says. "I love it here, but I have no idea what to do" she then gives garatus another kiss.
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Post by BasedGoody on Sept 9, 2013 17:31:30 GMT -6
Japkip
Japkip cried as he watched his friends eaten. Tears flowed down his eyes as Yaddap's head was ripped off and Wippap was swallowed whole. That's the penalty for using a clearly marked 'womens' restroom. Japkip glared as the two murderers walked away. He ran up behind them and started talking, itching to give them a piece of his mind.
"HEY! BIG FAT UGLY APEY LOSER GIRL GUY FAT UGLY STUPID HEADS." Japkip was proud of his profanity. "Why'd you guys eat my friends? They were my bestest friends!"
Suddenly a noise came from the female's stomach. A tiny voice. He pressed his ear to her and listened.
"Heeeeelp..."
"WIPPAP? IS THAT YOU!?" He yelled.
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Post by David on Sept 9, 2013 18:09:50 GMT -6
Garudus walked in and witnessed the sudden proposal. Bounding accross the room in a bound, He leapt between them and shouted "YOU'LL HAVE TO GET BETWEEN ME"
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 9, 2013 21:06:55 GMT -6
Garatus was confused by the fact he was now in two separate time periods.
Currently He looked to the profane little Unggoy behind them, the strange creature ran up to Felarum saying "WIPPAP? IS THAT YOU!?". Garatus was extremely alarmed by this, then Felarum vomited up the barely living Unggoy apparently called Wippap, but before anyone could do anything Garudus fell through a portal landing on his face in the dust causing it to plume around his fat-ass.
In the past He punched Garudus in the crouch and kicked him to the side into a time portal returning him to the present and restoring the timeline, if he wanted a fight he would have to do so in the present.
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Post by McStubbsberry on Sept 9, 2013 21:21:40 GMT -6
Private Lugar had been drinking rather heavily the night before. Somehow he had gone from the carrier that he was on, to some strange planet. It was quite probably that he stole one of the smaller craft that the pilot just left running for some reason, what a moron. I mean, when you leave your car running... or a multi billion dollar flying machine running, you would turn it off before you leave. Or else some jackass will come along and take it. That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard of, then crap like this happens. But I digress.
Scott rounded around one of the many huts that he's been seeing lately with no clue what the fuck he was doing there or what the crap they were. Tequila, vodka, cheap beer, the more expensive Irish beer, and saki do not mix very well, nor should they be consumed by a seventeen year old. The private's mind digress again. HeHe I said privates.
What the seventeen year old man, who the ladies totally love and wants to kiss him on the cheek, not so much on the lips, that's apparently how you get pregnant. What? He couldn't help but notice two monkeys, one of which just threw up one of those alien thingy's that he swore he killed ten thousand of in some really awesome conflict that he should have gotten a promotion for. What?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 10, 2013 18:07:21 GMT -6
"Sorry I almost killed your friend," Felarum said to the grunt. After awhile they are alone again. Felarum playfully tackles Garatus and giggles. Then she gives him a kiss of the lips again. She loves playing around with her husband.
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Post by BetaWülf on Sept 11, 2013 2:44:43 GMT -6
He kissed her back, they rolled around on the floor in a romantic yet playful manner. Later they laid next to each other under a blanket and stared at the stars through the glass ceiling, Garatus brushed the hair out Felarum's eye and smiled.
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Post by Remnant on Sept 12, 2013 20:11:33 GMT -6
A Forerunner came out a magik time portal and shot orange rockets and nuked the planet, and along with half the Universe.
The. Fucking. End.
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