Post by Deleted on Oct 5, 2012 23:59:38 GMT -6
*walks on a stage with an orchestra behind him*
Ladies and Gentlemen, we bring you two things tonight. The first is a song for those who remember the previous narrations and the hard long road it has taken for us to finally work these narrations back. The second is the narrations themselves. Please enjoy the show.
*turns to orchestra and begins to conduct*
*throws away conducter's stick and grabs a mic that is thrown to him*
God that is sweet music to my ears. Welcome back everybody, it's time for an old favorite. For those of you who are new to the show, let me recap it for ya. This is a weekly post of the hippinest, hoppinest, baddest ass things going on around the site. We crack jokes, make wise cracks, roast a few hams, tell stories, but mostly just be bad asses at our jobs. Our researchers are stalkers, our writers are idiots, and our host is a monkey.
This is it, Monkey's Narration Thread.
Now first up on our list of things is of course the catching up that we missed out on in the past year. Here's a short version so I don't bore you.
Got shut down, recaptioned, got shut down again, AWOLed, fought a troll, fought a dictator, got banished on an island with nothing but one bullet and four turtles, came back, raised some hell, laughed, got shit done, went AWOL again, pretended to be someone else, convinced people, convinced more people, handled that stalker from high school, lost my title, lost a fight, lost more fights, fought in a war, and tried one man remodeling.
And now that we got that out of the way onto the next. The new Saga. Now last we checked we were in the Elando Saga, which is long gone. In that time we've had the S&A Saga, the Saber Saga, the Dave Saga, and it's led us all the way to the current Saga.
The Kill Saga
And with that said we can finally get to the fun part.
Now recently, the staff seem to be busy with their plotting hole of plottery with many things. The site suggestions seem to be working in the effort to improve and talks of a time system are in place. All in all, sounds very promising. Meanwhile the PvP tournament seems to be replacing competitors, causing a massive eagerness in fans for round 2. And the main mission is getting more intense as a sudden storm has rolled in. With lightning, thunder, and sideways rain, how will the RPers handle the situation? Only time will tell in the epic stage of battle.
Will the staff be implementing new changes? Will the tourney go into round 2 soon? Will we see some casualties in the main mission? Will I ever get my basement bedroom finished?!
Find out next week on the next exciting episode of "Monkey's Narrations", "If it's beastiality in one country, does that mean it's worshipping in another?!"
Ladies and Gentlemen, we bring you two things tonight. The first is a song for those who remember the previous narrations and the hard long road it has taken for us to finally work these narrations back. The second is the narrations themselves. Please enjoy the show.
*turns to orchestra and begins to conduct*
*throws away conducter's stick and grabs a mic that is thrown to him*
God that is sweet music to my ears. Welcome back everybody, it's time for an old favorite. For those of you who are new to the show, let me recap it for ya. This is a weekly post of the hippinest, hoppinest, baddest ass things going on around the site. We crack jokes, make wise cracks, roast a few hams, tell stories, but mostly just be bad asses at our jobs. Our researchers are stalkers, our writers are idiots, and our host is a monkey.
This is it, Monkey's Narration Thread.
Now first up on our list of things is of course the catching up that we missed out on in the past year. Here's a short version so I don't bore you.
Got shut down, recaptioned, got shut down again, AWOLed, fought a troll, fought a dictator, got banished on an island with nothing but one bullet and four turtles, came back, raised some hell, laughed, got shit done, went AWOL again, pretended to be someone else, convinced people, convinced more people, handled that stalker from high school, lost my title, lost a fight, lost more fights, fought in a war, and tried one man remodeling.
And now that we got that out of the way onto the next. The new Saga. Now last we checked we were in the Elando Saga, which is long gone. In that time we've had the S&A Saga, the Saber Saga, the Dave Saga, and it's led us all the way to the current Saga.
The Kill Saga
And with that said we can finally get to the fun part.
Now recently, the staff seem to be busy with their plotting hole of plottery with many things. The site suggestions seem to be working in the effort to improve and talks of a time system are in place. All in all, sounds very promising. Meanwhile the PvP tournament seems to be replacing competitors, causing a massive eagerness in fans for round 2. And the main mission is getting more intense as a sudden storm has rolled in. With lightning, thunder, and sideways rain, how will the RPers handle the situation? Only time will tell in the epic stage of battle.
Will the staff be implementing new changes? Will the tourney go into round 2 soon? Will we see some casualties in the main mission? Will I ever get my basement bedroom finished?!
Find out next week on the next exciting episode of "Monkey's Narrations", "If it's beastiality in one country, does that mean it's worshipping in another?!"
